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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Ginger
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a tiger 🐯
an ostrich 🐦
a crocodile 🐊
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