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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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