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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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