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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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