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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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