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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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