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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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