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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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