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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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