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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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