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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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