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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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