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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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