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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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