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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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