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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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