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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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