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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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