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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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