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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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