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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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