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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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