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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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