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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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