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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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