Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.