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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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