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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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