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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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