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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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