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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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