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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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