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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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