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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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