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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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