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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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