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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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