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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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