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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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