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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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