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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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