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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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