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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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