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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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