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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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