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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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