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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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