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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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