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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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