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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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