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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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