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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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