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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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