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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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