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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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