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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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