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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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