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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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