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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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