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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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