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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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