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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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